Every Trend Dies in 48 Hours: A Eulogy
We gather today to mourn the fads. Born viral, dead by Thursday, survived by a group chat that moved on.
Trending today. Forgotten tomorrow. Roasted forever.
Every fad thinks it will live forever. None of them do. We deliver eulogies for dying trends, field guides to apology videos, regret-ranked viral challenges, and hot takes about fads nobody asked for. Satire only — we punch at phenomena, never at people.
Fresh roasts
Influencer Apologies: A Field Guide
Identify the species in the wild: the notes-app screenshot, the tearless weep, and the "I'm taking accountability" migratory pattern.
Viral Challenges Ranked by Regret
A completely rigorous taxonomy of internet dares, scored from "mild embarrassment" to "call your insurance agent."
The Five Stages of a Trending Hashtag
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance — the emotional lifecycle of a topic you'll forget by Friday.
Hot Takes Nobody Asked For (About Fads)
Absurd opinions on fad categories, delivered with the confidence of a man who once bought a novelty necktie on purpose.