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Haul Culture: The Algorithm Made Me Buy It (Allegedly)

Satire · 7 min read

Every shopping era gets the catchphrase it deserves, and this one got a confession disguised as an excuse: the algorithm made me buy it. Four words of surrender, printed on tote bags that were, presumably, also bought because a video said so. The defence is not entirely false, which is what makes it funny. Nobody wakes up needing a seventh water bottle in a new seasonal colour. Somewhere between breakfast and lunch, however, the bottle appears eleven times, held by eleven cheerful hands, and need quietly changes its mind.

Welcome to haul culture, the internet genre where shopping is not the errand before the content. Shopping is the content, the plot, the cast, and most of the set design.

The mountain shot: abundance as an opening credits sequence

The classic haul begins with a mountain. Bags on a bed. Boxes on a floor. Parcels arranged with the quiet pride of a harvest festival. The quantity is the headline before a single item is shown, because the genre understood something early: one purchase is a decision, but fifty purchases are a spectacle, and spectacle is what the feed rewards.

The numbers behind the genre are not small. Coverage of haul culture notes that the haul hashtag on TikTok alone has run to over 17.6 million posts, and describes hauls as ritualised performances of mass consumption. Ritualised is exactly right. There is a liturgy to it: the gathering of the bags, the rustle of tissue paper, the first item held aloft like a newborn heir. Large hauls once clustered around birthdays and holidays; on TikTok they arrive daily, powered by algorithmic momentum and the permanent hunger for newness. Every day is now a small festival, and every festival requires offerings.

None of this requires villains. The mountain shot works because abundance is genuinely pleasurable to look at, the way a full pantry or a stacked bookshelf is pleasurable. The roast is not for enjoying the pile. The roast is for the pile becoming the point, outranking every individual thing inside it. Ask a devoted haul viewer what was in yesterday video and the honest answer is often a vibe, a colour palette, and a total. The items were supporting actors. The mountain got top billing.

The handful reveal and the justification monologue

Act two is the reveal, item by item, each one lifted, turned, and introduced with its origin story. This one was on sale. This one replaces an identical one that is technically fine. This one completes a collection that did not exist as a concept until the video began. The justification monologue is the genre great literary form, and its masterpiece sentence is some version of: this was needed, where needed is doing heroic work, stretching to cover a candle shaped like a dessert nobody will ever light.

The monologue matters because it reveals the haul secret structure. A haul is not really a list of objects. It is a series of tiny arguments, each one persuading the audience, and often the buyer, that the purchase was inevitable. Sale, scarcity, self-care, organisation, a birthday somewhere in the extended family: the reasons rotate, but the verdict never does. Guilty of being adorable, sentence: purchase.

Woven through the monologue is the commercial plumbing, and the genre is refreshingly unembarrassed about it. Coverage of overconsumption culture notes that many creators use affiliate links and earn commission when viewers buy featured products. That single fact reframes the entire performance. The haul that feels like a friend showing off a shopping trip may also be a storefront with excellent lighting, where every justification monologue ends, politely, at a checkout. The recommendation and the inventory are the same shelf.

Restocks, unboxings, and other sequels

Like any successful franchise, the haul spawned sequels. The unboxing turns opening a delivery into an event, with suspense supplied entirely by cardboard. The restock video refills cupboards and cabinets in carefully arranged abundance, decanting ordinary supplies into matching containers with the solemnity of a state ceremony. A bag of snacks becomes a regiment. Shampoo becomes architecture.

These formats have been catalogued together for a reason: haul, restock, and unboxing videos all present recent purchases as entertainment, and the shared label critics reach for is overconsumption core, a loosely defined term for buying far beyond need and displaying it proudly. The display is the difference. Buying too much pasta is a private miscalculation. Filming the pasta being decanted into a labelled acrylic battalion is a genre contribution, and the genre pays in attention.

The sequels also expose the loop at its clearest. Visually abundant content tends to perform well, and performance brings boosting, and boosting brings more abundance, filmed slightly larger. The algorithm is not a hypnotist; it is an usher with a clipboard, seating the loudest piles closest to the front. TikTok curation, as campus commentary on the phenomenon explains, uses interactions such as likes, watch time, and comments to judge engagement and recommend similar content. Watch one mountain, in other words, and the range extends as far as the eye can scroll.

Three purchases hiding in every haul

Inside almost every haul, three completely different purchases are sharing one receipt. The first is the useful item: needed, priced sanely, destined for a long and boring life of actual service. It gets four seconds of screen time and no adjectives. The second is the duplicate, bought for colour completeness or backup-of-a-backup security, defending a collection against the emergency scenario in which one bottle, somehow, is not enough bottles. The third is the prop: bought because the video needed a finale, a big-ticket closing number, the shopping equivalent of a fireworks display. The prop is photographed the most and used the least, which makes it less a purchase than a production expense.

The famous hashtag tells the same story from the buyer side. The TikTok Made Me Buy It tag has been widely described as highlighting impulsive buying driven by social media, and impulse is precisely the prop and the duplicate natural habitat. Nobody impulsively buys the useful item; usefulness takes its time. Impulse arrives with a countdown timer and a comment section chanting restock alerts.

Separating the three purchases is the whole game, because they deserve different verdicts. The useful item is shopping. The duplicate is a hobby, and hobbies are allowed to cost money when they are admitted honestly. The prop is theatre. Theatre is also allowed. The trouble starts only when all three are invoiced to the same excuse and the excuse is a recommendation engine.

Comparison table: a shopping trip versus a haul

FeatureShopping tripHaul
GoalLeave with what was neededArrive with enough to film
Quantity logicOne per actual useOne per colour, plus a spare
AudienceWhoever shares the fridgeEveryone, with links
Success measureProblem solved, money leftViews, saves, sold-out comments
Afterlife of itemsUsed until finishedDrawer, shelf display, sequel cameo

The table exaggerates, as tables in a roast are honour-bound to do, but the row that matters is the success measure. A trip succeeds quietly. A haul succeeds publicly, and public success has a budget line that quiet success never needed.

The pause-and-sort framework

The algorithm is not going to develop restraint on anyone behalf, so the framework has to live at the checkout, where the money still is. Four steps, no downloading anything, which for this topic is thematically important.

  1. Name the pile. Before paying, sort the cart into useful, duplicate, and prop. Saying the category out loud breaks the bundle spell; bundles are how props hide among groceries.
  2. Apply the overnight rule to props. A prop that still seems essential tomorrow morning may graduate to a purchase. Most will quietly resign overnight, saving everyone a shipping label.
  3. Count the commission. If the recommendation arrived with a link, remember that enthusiasm and income are sharing the video. That does not make the advice false. It makes it advertising-adjacent, and it should be weighed that way.
  4. Keep one slot open. Leave a deliberate empty slot in the collection. Completeness is the duplicate engine; an intentional gap is a fence it cannot climb.

Why no repair-style procedure? Nothing is broken except, occasionally, a budget, and budgets are not fixed with settings menus. The sort above is the practical instrument for this topic: it slows the one moment the genre works hardest to speed up.

FAQ

What is a haul video? A video in which a creator presents a large batch of recent purchases item by item, as entertainment in its own right.

Did the algorithm really make anyone buy anything? No algorithm has a payment card. What recommendation systems do is repeat an item until familiarity feels like need, and repetition, delivered daily, is a powerful shopping companion.

Are hauls always wasteful? No. The useful items inside them are ordinary shopping. The roast targets the format that rewards quantity over use, and the prop economy riding inside it.

So yes, the algorithm made the introduction, chose the lighting, and scheduled eleven encore appearances. The click, however, remains stubbornly human, which is excellent news: anything human can be paused, sorted, and occasionally left in the cart overnight, where most empires of stuff quietly fall.